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"Reptile King Of Puns" Parody by Tokusou Sentai Blessranger Before Reptile becomes the dragon king and this is his tale At lizard lounge elementary, the start of Reptile's tale Let me go on, he was Reptile "king of puns" Let me go on, think big and you're having fun His knack for making puns had helped him survive many battles Being dis-armed in the arm-ory, the army never hassles Let me go on, he was Reptile "king of puns" Let me go on, think big and you're having fun Isn't it sigh-rax being deserted, making Reptile hungry Why ant-acid? It's always toxic, I'm not angry. Knocked out cold, don't drop the bomb, brace yourself for this The truth hurts, now your tooth hurts, one way to settle this His knack for making puns had helped him survive many battles Being dis-armed in the arm-ory, the army never hassles Before Reptile becomes the dragon king and this is his tale At lizard lounge elementary, the start of Reptile's tale Let me go on, he was Reptile "king of puns" Let me go on, think big and you're having fun Author: Tokusou Sentai Blessranger Based on: The King of Puns, a sprite comic series by ]{0MBAT |