King of Puns Song

"Blister In The Sun" Based on the performance by Violent Femmes
"Reptile King Of Puns" Parody by Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

Before Reptile becomes the dragon king and this is his tale
At lizard lounge elementary, the start of Reptile's tale

Let me go on, he was Reptile "king of puns"
Let me go on, think big and you're having fun

His knack for making puns had helped him survive many battles
Being dis-armed in the arm-ory, the army never hassles

Let me go on, he was Reptile "king of puns"
Let me go on, think big and you're having fun

Isn't it sigh-rax being deserted, making Reptile hungry
Why ant-acid? It's always toxic, I'm not angry.
Knocked out cold, don't drop the bomb, brace yourself for this
The truth hurts, now your tooth hurts, one way to settle this
His knack for making puns had helped him survive many battles
Being dis-armed in the arm-ory, the army never hassles
Before Reptile becomes the dragon king and this is his tale
At lizard lounge elementary, the start of Reptile's tale

Let me go on, he was Reptile "king of puns"
Let me go on, think big and you're having fun

Author: Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
Based on: The King of Puns, a sprite comic series by ]{0MBAT

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