Hillary Clinton Weapon: Razor Fans Special Attack: Bill Clinton Attack	Rudy Giuliani Weapon: Claws Special Attack: Go to jail!
Barack Obama Weapon: Samurai Sword Special Attack: Doves	Mike Huckabee Weapon: Rope & Harpoon Special Attack: Harpoon
John Edwards Weapon: Nunchucks Special Attack: Freeze	Mitt Romney Weapon: Kama Special Attack: Robotic Candidate Attack
Bill Richardson Weapon: Kwan Dao Special Attack: Earthquake	John McCain Weapon: Bo Staff Special Attack: Air Strike

-song lyrics-

Election time and I'm in the mood for
nunchucks, ninjas, and Chinese food.
I should get informed and watch the news,
but all I can think about is fighting Kung-fu!

I don't wanna think the issues through,
I just wanna fight Kung-fu baby!

It's not my problem I'll leave it to you,
I just wanna fight Kung-fu baby!

Punch, flip, sweep, kick
Bush, Cheney, George, Dick
Replace them with...?
Who will you pick?

Block, duck, elbow, knee
Bomb the middle east?
We don't agree
So I vote for Bruce Lee!

Stay in Iraq well yes, no, maybe?
I just wanna fight Kung-fu baby!

Healthcare crisis so don't get rabies.
I just wanna fight Kung-fu baby!

Bomb Iran for World War III?
I just wanna fight Kung-fu baby!

It's not my problem don't look at me.
I just wanna fight Kung-fu baby!

And all our jobs went to China,
but at least we stole their fighting skills!

Global warming and the rising sea.
I just wanna fight Kung-fu baby!

Katrina heck of a job Brownie.
I just wanna fight Kung-fu baby!

From middle class to poverty.
I just wanna fight Kung-fu baby!

It's not my problem don't look at me.
I just wanna fight Kung-fu baby! Let's go!